Simp monkey
A simp monkey is someone who is so concerned with his fragile masculinity that he plays iMessage uno with girls
Simp monkey by Pee cock December 26, 2019
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Simp Money
Simp Money is defined as a term for stupid or outrageous spending decisions to even semi outrageous or pricey ones! Usually ones that seems stupid at the time or just feels like you're wasting your money on. These caliber to decisions you feel like you're either going to regret because it's not going to be worth the money or that seem outrageously overpriced than it should be.
(example: like donating me to a twitch thot $100 thinking she's gonna give you special Snu Snu treatment)
(example: like donating me to a twitch thot $100 thinking she's gonna give you special Snu Snu treatment)
Sed: Hot damn how much did you spend on that new hotness!
Teg: Alot man for the amount of simp money I spent on this it better damn be worth it!
Teg: Alot man for the amount of simp money I spent on this it better damn be worth it!
Simp Money by Zombomb July 1, 2020
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