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A simp monkey is someone who is so concerned with his fragile masculinity that he plays iMessage uno with girls
Joseph Lawrence is the definition of a simp monkey
by Pee cock December 26, 2019
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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