Simp Season

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"Simp Season", from November to February when Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's and Valentine's Day all go back to back with eachother.

Contrary to Spring/Summer when people want to go to parties and hoe out, Simp Season amplifies the loneliness you feel and subconsciously family, friends and relationships take priority over alcohol and partying.

During Simp Season people often attempt to get cuffed as quick and easy as possible - this can lead to many mistakes and stupid decisions.

"It's Simp Season bruh don't go doing anything stupid like getting back with your ex, just chill these couple months you don't need to be in a relationship"

Simp Season by 0001GTBSBE November 10, 2019

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Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .

Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted

Simp season by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019

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Related Words

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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