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the god of all simps he will simp for simps

i am the SIMP GOD please respect me

SIMP GOD by Ȝ October 25, 2020

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ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him

Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021

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SIMP GOD • ChimpZee Simp God • God tier simp • simp • Simp-athy • Simp king • Simp Lord • Simp-athetic • Simp Nation • simp farming

God tier simp

A level of simp that will never be surpassed

Pena is being a bitch ass god tier simp

God tier simp by Bigdickdong March 5, 2020

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God Tier Simp

1. Someone who is HEAVILY simping for someone
2. (My favourite one) someone who is simping for many people at the same time.

1 - Aaron has only talked about Marshall Lee from adventure time lately- They are becoming a God Tier Simp
2 - Damn, Avery has spammed the simping channel with 18 different characters! They sure are a God Tier Simp

God Tier Simp by DumbCrashingMoose February 4, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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