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Sillameter

The device used to measure an amount of silliness.
We must get out the sillameter to show her how silly she really is!!
by chicklikeslickz September 22, 2019
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sillmetery

A windowsill with dead bugs laying on it. From sill (cem)etery.
Go get the vacuum and clean off the sillmetery.
by smuck May 14, 2005
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Scrillameter

A unit in the metric system. A scrillameter is defined as the thickness of a hundred dollar bill.
You see that gentleman over there? He stacks chips to a thickness of at least 500 scrillameters.
by Omar Rashid November 21, 2010
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Smillimeters

1. Millimeters (mispronounced)

2. Smile (mispronounced)
"That lizard was fifty smillimeters long."

"You mean millimeters."

"I meant smiles."
by SubtleSubterfuge December 25, 2008
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sigmameter

To measure sigma in a certain amount. It’s measured as if it’s body temperature.
Person #1: Wow my sigmameter is so high today!

Person #2: It’s must be because you had Aqua Water!
by Ella Alpha Smith June 2, 2024
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sillipeter

A sillipeter is a unit of measurement when you try to use a metric tape in a standard world.
Boss: How large is that opening?
Employee: IDK... My tape measure only has sillipeters on it.
by DV8DUG March 14, 2025
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