Sillameter 

The device used to measure an amount of silliness.

We must get out the sillameter to show her how silly she really is!!

Sillameter by chicklikeslickz September 22, 2019

sillmetery 

A windowsill with dead bugs laying on it. From sill (cem)etery.

Go get the vacuum and clean off the sillmetery.

sillmetery by smuck May 14, 2005

Scrillameter

A unit in the metric system. A scrillameter is defined as the thickness of a hundred dollar bill.

You see that gentleman over there? He stacks chips to a thickness of at least 500 scrillameters.

Scrillameter by Omar Rashid November 21, 2010

Smillimeters 

1. Millimeters (mispronounced)

2. Smile (mispronounced)

"That lizard was fifty smillimeters long."

"You mean millimeters."

"I meant smiles."

Smillimeters by SubtleSubterfuge December 25, 2008

sigmameter 

To measure sigma in a certain amount. It’s measured as if it’s body temperature.

Person #1: Wow my sigmameter is so high today!

Person #2: It’s must be because you had Aqua Water!

sigmameter by Ella Alpha Smith June 2, 2024

sillipeter 

A sillipeter is a unit of measurement when you try to use a metric tape in a standard world.

Boss: How large is that opening?
Employee: IDK... My tape measure only has sillipeters on it.

sillipeter by DV8DUG March 14, 2025