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Siliconing 

Covering up imperfections with shitton of silicone oil so that you can say "it is smooth as butter".
- How are online lessons? Teacher said it is going smooth as butter.
- He is just siliconing. No one understood anything from last lesson.
Siliconing by noideawhattoputhere November 24, 2021

Siliconvagitis

Adjective modifier (sil′i kän′vaj′īt′is)

A fictitious medical condition similar to inflammation of the vagina due to presence of sand rubbing the labia minor during walking or running. slang describing someone displaying behavior similar to the above symptoms but not actually having sand in the vagina, also implies that a male has a vagina and is acting like its irritated. Usually used to describe unwanted/excessive whining or complaining.

{CURE} a good stiff drink usually subsides the symptoms but may require a good ass kicking to heal the afflicted person.
Dude dont mess with him; he's suffering from siliconvagitis, I can tell because he hasn't stopped bitching all day.

Im not going to the meeting today because the boss has had siliconvagitis all week.
Siliconvagitis by Jay up in AK April 16, 2009

siliconility

is a term started by two individuals (A1 and Sedro)

It means the strong connection between to friends that is as strong as Saitama
We have mastered the power of siliconility
siliconility by A1Sedro August 18, 2020

silicotongue 

1- (n) A person who is fluent in any of the many languages of computers. This must be a High-level Language, Assembly, or Binary.

2- (n) One of the mythical people whose everyday language is C++

Derivation: Silico from Silicon, what a microchip is normally made out of. Tougne (cognate), meaning language.
"That newbie can program a computer like a native silicotongue"
silicotongue by Billy Sisson December 21, 2006

Siliconizednecrophilism 

Possessing a psychotic tendency to participate in acts of sexual deviancy with a lifeless silicone based object. For example: Real Dolls, Blow-Up Dolls, Mannequin's, and other forms of silicone covered sex toys.
"I don't need her, she can't give me anything my Real Doll can't give me." Example of a Siliconizednecrophiliac

"Bobby's been stealing my Barbie's again.. I think the may be developing siliconizednecrophilism."

"I think that mannequin is HOT."

Siliconica 

This is 4 person activity. It requires at least one women which has breast implants. 2 of the people must be very talented at hackisack or "footbag". One person, "the lucky one" must have a great amount of hand strength and good grip. The man then proceeds to firmly grasp the womens breasts, one in each hand and squeeze as hard as possible. The other two hackisack guys stand symetrical to the women on each side. The man squeezes as hard as possible until the silocon implants pop out and the 2 hackisack men play hackisack with each implant. Its a fucking perfect circus act.
Vaginal explosions all over your face with fucking tobasco sauce up your ass. fuck you you scumbag fucking bastard, siliconica.
Siliconica by boodydoody222 December 15, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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