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Sigma Rules 1 

1 Mock the dumb hoe hard
2 Kick her out if she is wasting your time

3 Don’t help dumb women during your grind
4 Not for bitches only for loyals
5 Roast every single girl
6 Don’t give a fuck about your thuglife

7 Don’t fake emotions in front of anyone

8 Slap her back & promote gender equality

9 Never open car doors for women
10 Never trust anybody

11 Don’t reply by words, reply by action
12 Sleep is more important than anything else
13 If the bitch tells you that you are hot, Tell her jahannam is hotter
14 Trolling your enemy in front of him, Without starting a world war
15 Make children and then no need to remember them move on yourself
16 The girl should not be smitten on the go
17 Be faithful with your wife & whatever she says just do it
18 Don’t be shamed by your work
19 Give respect, get respect

20 Never spend money for Bae’s Luxury
21 Green tea over Bae, Green tea > Bae
22 If I bunk a class, My homies should bunk that class too
23 Believe in yourself and don’t hesitate to say you’re the best
24 Real men don’t need sympathy of women
25 Don’t shit where you eat
26 She can’t handle sigma
27 Self-aware sigma admits flaws
28 Women are a weakness
29 Chase criminals not women
Bro you live by Sigma Rules 1.
Sigma Rules 1 by Herme5 September 22, 2021

The 18 Sigma Rules

sigma rule #1: You didn't fail them, they failed you
sigma rule #2: A chance you can take is a chance you will take
sigma rule #3: Intimidation is never unnecessary
sigma rule #4: Never say it's a joke
sigma rule #5: Never be anything besides True Neutral
sigma rule #6: Manipulation is never evil just because everyone hates it
sigma rule #7: Comprehend the behavior of everyone and how they can be sensitive
sigma rule #8: Treat everyone like a child
sigma rule #9: Ratio your way out of everything
sigma rule #10: Offend them
sigma rule #11: Psychological Warfare
sigma rule #12: Gain trust
sigma rule #13: Do not complain, accept it
sigma rule #14: Let your enemy underestimate you
sigma rule #15: If you can't beat them in combat, gaslight and break their mentality
sigma rule #16: Trauma is an invalid excuse
sigma rule #17: You are not mentally strong if you're easily offended
sigma rule #18: Do it now, not later
"You are not following The 18 Sigma Rules."
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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