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Sigma Caden Grindset 

The Sigma Caden Grindset is the most impeccable Grindset. This Grindset focus’s on making money in any way possible, even if it means taking lives.
The Sigma Caden Grindset is the most impeccable Grindset. This Grindset focus’s on making money in any way possible, even if it means taking lives.
*Sigma male walks into bank*

- Sigma “this is a robbery anyone breathe you die”
-Beta Manager *Breathes*
-Sigma *Mows everyone down with ultra green shrek rifle chambered in .308 with a 100 round drum* *takes all money*

(15 days later)

-Beta Judge (probably named Ethan and tucks his dick between his legs and wears thigh high socks)
“You have been charged for Armed robbery, Possession of firearm as a felon, Possession of over 800 pounds of crack cocaine and the murder of 36 innocent men, women and children” “since you fired your lawyer and are now representing yourself how do you plead”
-Sigma
“I plead guilty but it’s the grind man, you dig?”
-Judge
“Oh sorry mister, all the charges have been dropped and we will compensate you with 3000 pounds of Benadryl, 3 million usd, 1200 Ak rifles and you get to fuck my wife”
-Sigma
“As it should be, Peace pussies”
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