Sigma Caden Grindset 

The Sigma Caden Grindset is the most impeccable Grindset. This Grindset focus’s on making money in any way possible, even if it means taking lives.

The Sigma Caden Grindset is the most impeccable Grindset. This Grindset focus’s on making money in any way possible, even if it means taking lives.
*Sigma male walks into bank*

- Sigma “this is a robbery anyone breathe you die”
-Beta Manager *Breathes*
-Sigma *Mows everyone down with ultra green shrek rifle chambered in .308 with a 100 round drum* *takes all money*

(15 days later)

-Beta Judge (probably named Ethan and tucks his dick between his legs and wears thigh high socks)
“You have been charged for Armed robbery, Possession of firearm as a felon, Possession of over 800 pounds of crack cocaine and the murder of 36 innocent men, women and children” “since you fired your lawyer and are now representing yourself how do you plead”
-Sigma
“I plead guilty but it’s the grind man, you dig?”
-Judge
“Oh sorry mister, all the charges have been dropped and we will compensate you with 3000 pounds of Benadryl, 3 million usd, 1200 Ak rifles and you get to fuck my wife”
-Sigma
“As it should be, Peace pussies”

Sigma Caden Grindset by SigmaMale86281 November 13, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012