Wattpad

Wattpad is story website used frequently by depressed white teens. A large portion of it is lousy fan fiction, but you can find some good stuff on it and its a good place to share your stories that weren't good enough to get published.
My new wattpad story is 985 out 1000 on the rankings.
by Loserino June 06, 2018
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Sidewinder

The little off-shoot of pee that splits from the main stream of your pee.
1: Did you pee all over this floor?
2: Shit, it wasn't my fault. I had a really bad sidewinder.
by Loserino May 09, 2018
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