Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
When you stay beside a certain girl like an obedient dog.
Homie 1:Bro can u believe this dude he left the boys just to go sidding with that bitch
Homie 2:Fr bro he gonna have blue balls too
Homie 1:He should be more like Pritam Pattnaik
Homie 2:FR bruh, let's go he bein real obnoxion
sidding by peepeeeidid June 29, 2021
Related Words
and there I was silently complaining about the work that was piled in front of me. A colleague overheard my sidding and thought it to be quite amusing.
Sidding by petedaskinna January 8, 2019
An uptight, usually condescending person. Often can be overally critical and pretentious in conversation with others. Tastes are based around what makes them appear smarter, so that they have grounds to mock your interests.
"We were going to go to the mall last night but Rob was being a Siddons and kept complaining."
Siddons by Ian Malone September 29, 2005
To explain a problem to someone in the hope that they will be able to help.
"I was sidding to my psychiatrist on Friday about it."
"Go and sid Jason, he will know what to do."
"I have something to sid you about."
Sidding by YeahIWentThereSid January 1, 2012

sidonglobophobia

the fear of cotton, specifically cotton balls. those that suffer from sidonglobophobia typically can’t touch cotton balls and can’t stand the sound they make when torn apart. many also find that this extends to other cotton products such as Q-tips
“I have sidonglobophobia, don’t make me touch that Q-tip!”
It is believed that Michael Jackson suffered from sidonglobophobia.
sidonglobophobia by User_Error404 December 9, 2020
A kind of Dong primarily used to describe flaccidness and shame. Another word to describe a flaccid penis.
James: Woah, Aarav you have a sidong.
Aarav: I do?
James: Yeah, you needa get that checked out
Sidong by bduck124 December 12, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Load more