Shycrushing 

When you have a crush on someone but you’re too shy to let them know.

My friend’s sister said they didn’t find me attractive but I think she really be shycrushing on me.

Shycrushing by Kerry KingII June 16, 2022

subcrushing 

When you have a crush on a bunch of people at the same time, but don't admit it.

Did you know that Jackson Smith is subcrushing?

subcrushing by williamazing12 February 8, 2017

scrushing 

To squish and crush some one all at the same time. Usually said while intoxicated.

Sarah was at a party and this girl got on top of her. Sarah yelled "ur scrushing me! get off!"

scrushing by Sarbear 09 May 21, 2008

scrushing 

To squish and crush some one all at the same time. Usually said while intoxicated.

Sarah was at a party and this girl got on top of her. Sarah yelled "ur scrushing me! get off!"

scrushing by Sarbear 09 May 21, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016