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Shwat Pants

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
by JettSkyler May 5, 2011
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swat pants

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
by Helkor December 30, 2016
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I shat my pants

Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump
by Cr4ckhead Mc933 March 18, 2003
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I shat my pants

Something I said everyday 7 years ago
by Master oogway is daddy May 23, 2022
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Shat My Pants

by AmazinGamer1273 June 20, 2021
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shat your pants

1. to fuck up
2. do something embarrassing
3. or fail to act.
1.
You tried to fix my computer, but instead shat your pants.
3.
-why isn't sam here yet?
-i dunno, he's shitting his pants.
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