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shitline 

Another name for Hitline, a channel on the Muzak business music service. Hitline plays only the shittiest top 40 pop and hip hop music they can find, hence the name Shitline. Quick, think of the shittiest song you know. That song probably plays on Shitline 400 times a day.

Shitline is supposed to play in some places, I'm sure, but most places it's heard is because one of the teenage girls on staff slinked back and changed the music from FM One or Hot FM while the manager was out. Just think about it, no self-respecting adult would willingly force their customers to listen to Nicki Minaj making god-only-knows-what-noises-those-are or Justin Bieber doing whatever he does at ear-piercing volumes through that heavily-distorting 50-year-old set of ceiling speakers. Maybe they would at Gitmo, but not at Denny's.
Karen's enjoyment of her high-quality meal at Applebee's was disturbed because Shitline was loudly blaring from the ceiling speakers.
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shitline 

basically the linux command line
wow, it's like there are much better ways to access servers than shitline
shitline by windowsuser April 26, 2019

shitliner 

describes an airplane or watercraft that you one doesn't think is safe or suitable
"Man this thing is a real shitliner. I hope we don't crash."
shitliner by kyohaku October 2, 2008

slutline tattoo 

a tattoo right above a girls ass crack
slutline tattoo by mrawesomeness August 22, 2008

Honda shitline 

A underappreciated Truck that everyone talks trash about because it not really not a truck it's just a weird ass four wheeler that has a built in beer cooler in the truck bed and drives smoother than your Toyota Prius
Look at Jerry in his Honda shitline you know he's gotta have at least 12 cases in the trunk
Honda shitline by Jefg8r April 17, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026