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shut the fuck 

When you don't have enuff time to utter the word "up."
Bill: Dude, that bear is gonna eat you.

Dude: Shut the fuck.....
shut the fuck by shiiiiiukno March 2, 2010

Shut the Fuck! 

an overly excited way to say:shut up, get out, no way.
Elizabeth exclaimed "shut the fuck!" after reaciving her acceptance envelope to college.
Shut the Fuck! by elcii:) November 12, 2010

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! 

Danielle: *singing loudly*
Julie: Can you please shut up?
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: Shut up.
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: I'm serious, this is really embarrassing.
Danielle: *keeps singing even louder*
Julie: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Danielle: *shuts the fuck up* :O

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day 

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"

shut the fuck up you piece of shit 

Something you say to filthy casual plebs
Hey Dinger, shut the fuck up you piece of shit

Shut the fuck up 

A phrase you can use when you're thoroughly fed up and you want someone to stop talking. It works better than "Shut up".
I don't understand why I can't talk about your girlfriend in front of you. Bitch, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up by SanMateo July 22, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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