Shurq

To have ones own body fluids on ones own body

Oh mate, I proper shurqed it last night! Went to finish on her but it backfired and I got shurqed in the face!

by itsinmymouth August 1, 2019

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Occam's Shuriken

A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

by JimJava007 February 15, 2015

Shurk

Noun. One who is amazing at what they do.

Verb. To perform in an awe-inspiring manner.

He is so good at football. He is such a shurk.

That dunk was amazing, they are totally shurkin' right now.

by JoeWeiner February 3, 2013

Shurk

A way of life. Shurk is what the elite people of the world practice. If you don't know Shurk, you are a heretic.

Dude 1: That dude is amazing.
Dude 2: He's in the zone of shurkness, also known as Shurking out.
Dude 1: I wish I could do that
Dude 2: Everyone does.

by R1994 June 12, 2009

Shurah

what all the bys says , same ting as sayin "whats up" or "watta ya at"

Shurah da night by?
not much by, just havin a scatter dart and a brew
yeeeeesss by das right sick

by newfieby August 5, 2012

shurima

SHUR FUCKING IMA

Azir: "Shurima, Bitch!'

Taliyah - A Shuriman bitch.

by pimathbrainiac June 16, 2017