Shrumpt 

Someone who's very kind and tends to commit massive crimes.

Be like Shrumpt kids.

"Man, Shrumpt really inspired me to become a bank robber"

Shrumpt by Some guy 2345 February 15, 2022

shrumpt/mikhail 

charming, hot, smart, funny, humble, kind, ect. fucks bad bitches monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday. say otherwise you're wrong. also an alpha male daddy

"shrumpt/mikhail touched my arm when he punched it full force earlier..never gonna wash it again" -bad bitch

shrumpt/mikhail by warmcarrothater March 9, 2024

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Scrumpty

A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".

from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.

Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty

"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."

"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."

Scrumpty by mattanaw July 22, 2021

scrumptious 

adj. - used to describe a something that is good enough to eat or indulge in.

Oh my look at the dude, he is scrumptious!

My mama's pound cake is scrumptious!

scrumptious by Babygurl May 5, 2005

skrumpt

Getting killed in online gaming. Which leads to severe convulsions, ball scratching, and ruptured hemmroids.

I got skrumpt, so hard.

skrumpt by Skrumpt October 21, 2017

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