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shrub rocketeer 

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.
I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.
shrub rocketeer by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003

Shrub rocketeer 

Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.
Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.
Shrub rocketeer by marshymarsh October 15, 2020

shrub rocketeer 

person of dubious habits esp. at time of full moon see (word) Gimblett
stop acting like a shrub rocketeer you twat
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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