Shrotly

A name for a cat with slightly unusual features, akin to a Scrongle. Also used to describe a subtly stunted pet

That cat over there eating the banana looks Shrotly.

by Not-iggyG November 18, 2024

we'll be back shortly

The sound of all the users on Tumblr dying.

Tumblr User: *refresh* IS THAT!?
Computer Screen: -we'll be back shortly-
Tumblr User: /life

by gingaaah November 18, 2010

shortly

The biggest lie Tumblr ever told.

We'll be back shortly.
Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience.

by angry Tumblr user December 8, 2010

Shortly

A word doctors like to use when lieing to you

The doctor will be with you shortly

by Onlytruthnothingbuttruth September 26, 2019

shortly

euphymism for long/never

"We will get this to you shortly"

(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)

by anonymousdeskjockey March 25, 2009

shortly

a word tumblr staff likes to use, meaning forever.

We'll be back shortly.

aka ; We'll be back in three days , haha bitch you're forever alone.

by kateforwardxo.tumblr.com December 8, 2010

We'll Be Back Shortly

The greatest lie ever told.

We'll be back shortly
Tumblr users across the globe: BULLSH*T! -everyone breaks into tears-

by Ferris--Wheel April 4, 2011