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Shrodinger's Bigot 

A person that constantly makes bigoted remarks & comments and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get. When they inevitably cross the line they blame trauma, the way they were raised, their neurodivergence and/or the actual victim - They will do everything except take accountability unless the offense is frivolous optics & requires no true change on their part. Then they'll gaslight & manipulate the victim for being upset.
Shrodinger's Bigots are obsessed with making sure everyone views them as a good person - Grade A abuser & asshole
Raven: *Watching offensive videos & laughing at a black person being compared to a monkey*
Sorra: That's really racist & not funny-
Raven: I'm joking about it so that I don't feel bad, I actually hate white people because my dad is a racist prick, I'm autistic
Sorra: You should probably go to therapy to get that worked through, jokes like that make this relationship really uncomfortable
Raven: I'm very introspective, I spend a lot of time thinking about why I do what I do so that I can understand myself. I'm not going to therapy just so they can tell me what I already know. I can't afford therapy.
Sorra: Ok then Shrodinger's bigot-

Schrödinger's Bigot 

Someone who says something racist, and when they receive backlash, they take it back and say it is "just a joke"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "All black people should die"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"

Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"

Schrödinger's bigot 

Someone who is both an anti-bigot and bigot simultaneously.
Schrödinger's bigot (noun):
"I really don't understand those people, they generalise what whole groups of people are like just because they don't understand them."

Schrödinger’s Bigot 

An individual who is either trying to be funny or trying to be offensive, depending on the reaction of the audience.

“Until the reaction of the listener is observed, the joke was simultaneously offensive and just a joke
Friend 1: “Hey did you hear Jake’s latest line?”
Friend 2: “I can never tell if he’s being serious or not”
Friend 1: “He’s a real Schrödinger’s Bigot”

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026