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shrimp paste

A bell end discharge usually created from a vigorous wanking session without any intermittent cleansing. The pale paste has a distinct scent of rancid shrimp or fish sauce. Not to be confused with a culinary condiment.
Danny "Jordon, have you just finished some kind of mammoth wankathon?"

Jordon "why, were you watching through the louvre wardrobe door?"

Danny "No, you have a shrimp paste stink about you that a 2 hour shower wouldn't shift"
by pageboy69 April 5, 2015
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Shrimp Pasting

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight
by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021
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