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shrimp fried rice 

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)
shrimp fried rice by brodge December 21, 2021
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Shrimp Fried Rice 

Chinese slang for small weiner
Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!
Shrimp Fried Rice by B October 26, 2004

shrimp fried rice 

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman
in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

shrimp fried rice 

Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.
Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!
shrimp fried rice by Kentor December 13, 2003

Shrimp fried rice 

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.
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