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Shrek the Third 

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.
ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"
Shrek the Third by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

Shrek the Third 

What?
I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.
Shrek the Third by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

Shrek the Third 

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.
Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

Shrek the Third 

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this
Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget
Shrek the Third by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021

Hop on Shrek the Third 

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.
Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026