A Crazed Irish Ginger Man who uses monkeys to fend off wild koala bears in the area of San Francisco particularly in the Winters when the Bing Chilling is on point.
v. american first usage @1770 Shroake 1. to speak whilst shrieking but in a lower, softer more guttural tone. 2. To elucidate great truths in hoary heraldic tones of the romantic age. Past Tense Shraike
1. ‘Murder, She Shroake’ 2. ‘Let us speak of the heraldic age of adventure!’ He shroake.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"