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You’re a shoyaib!
Shoyaib by 12@asdf November 14, 2018
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His talents centre is humanistic interests n approaches. Shoaib likes to help others as shoaib's were intended to be big brother. Shoaib works well with the people and has the potentialn to inspire.He has a strong awareness of his own feelings as well as those of others. 'Friendship, Affection, n Love' are extremely important.
Do you know Shoaib????
Have you heard about Shoaib?
Shoaib by Muhammad Usman May 2, 2018
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Absolutely the best fucking person ever. He may get hurt over and over again, but he’ll do the right thing and be there for everyone. He has your back no matter what. He’s so fucking cute and has such a way with words. His big dick is irresistible and will treat every girl the way she wants to be treated. He’ll eat out your tits and make you feel so good. No matter how hot or how amazing other girls are, he’ll see the good in only one particular chick, and he’ll do anything to keep her smiling. If you are that girl, do not lose him, or you will never find a man like him again. He’s funny, hot, smart, and has a big dick. Shoaib makes the most adorable faces to make you laugh, what more could a girl want? You might have your ups and downs with Shoaib, but he’s the one and only legend.
I wish I could fuck Shoaib, he’s so hot.

Shoaib’s so dope he hit me up with $100 just because!

My best friend is Shoaib, and I don’t regret it one bit, kind of want to start something..!
Shoaib by BigManReal March 29, 2019
A good guy with big booty . Has a good mind . But very cunning person at times . Picks up chicks easily
He looks like shoaib
Shoaib by ✨batman✨ July 18, 2018
Most amazing guy in the world. He amazingly hot and has the biggest penis ever and is always amazing in bed. He looks great, smells great and all the girls want him. He is amazing at sports and is also hilarious. He is a god to most people.
Why is Shoaib so awesome at everything?

I heard Shoaib makes sex with him feel like heaven.
Shoaib by Habababa December 4, 2010
Shoaib is literally the best person you'll ever meet. He is funny, kind, generous, sweet, caring, good-looking, weird in an awesome way, and overall amazing. If you're ever lucky enough to meet him, hold on to him. Because there isn't anyone better. He is the definition of a perfect boyfriend, always there for whatever you need.
Girl 1: girrrrl, I started dating Shoaib!

Girl 2: omg you're the luckiest person alive, I hate you

Girl 3: don't ever let him go girl 1 there aren't anyone better
Shoaib by Teddy girl November 23, 2021
A very nice person overall but hangs out with too many females and never gets the zaza. He can be very talkative, attention seeking and loves to tryhard on everything other than education. Overall 9/10 on the annoying scale
Yo look at that one desperate guy trynna pull girls, what a shohaib!
Shohaib by Novea October 16, 2022
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