Shotgun Shits

Fecal matter erupting from the anus at a high rate of speed it does not give the person a chance to be fully covering the toilet. It erupts onto nearby objects resembling a shotgun emitted fecal matter buckshot sprayed the area. This condition maybe be confused diarrhea but the velocity and coverage of the fecal matter it differs and is often very messy and leaves the restroom attendant in despair.
by Castle Enterprises December 19, 2008
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when u have to take a dump so massvly large u force it through but you force to hard and it comes ramming out like a bull, it cuts your ass up and it hurts like hell, it is also a mess to clean up
my butt hurts so much because of that shotgun shit i took last night
by zeike October 04, 2006
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The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area
Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits
by Lit fam March 08, 2017
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shotgun shit

When you fart in a rapid fashion, blowing very small particles of feces in, and around the toilet bowl.
My stomach was so upset, that I sat down on the toilet and had a shotgun shit, which nearly blew the bowl apart.
by Todd Akers May 28, 2007
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when gas builds up in your ass and you have to shit, when you go to take the shit, you sit down on the toilet seat and the gas that was built up in your ass shoots the shit all over the toilet.
OH FUCK, i couldn't make it to the toilet so i shotgun shited all over the back wall.
by d to the rizake September 24, 2006
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When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.
“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds
by Mr.NotWorldWide October 05, 2018
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The act of blasting soft brown balls of shit out of your ass in a fashion that closely resembles smelly buckshot. This is typically done in either a public or a private restroom.
Dude. Taco Bell gave me the shotgun shits so bad, I had to call the plumber and priest.
by Drewbidoo July 22, 2021
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