Short peenie 

A dick that is so small that it is classified as a peenie and a short peenie is a chode but smaller than visible

That dude probably has a short peenie

Short peenie by Jdjehduehd January 31, 2019

Shot Peened 

When are girl unexpectedly grabs your junk at the bar; usually on the dance floor. The girl must not be good looking because you shouldnt enjoy a shot peening

My buddy got shot peened by an old lady at bar.

Shot Peened by Mr. Magoo Balls November 16, 2010