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Shlippery 

To pour honey on your head like a delicious schlop puppy
Josh Stevens Is a disqusting shlippery dog because he likes to shlipp with his bing box
Shlippery by Steve Clifford February 11, 2004

Shoenapper 

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. To shoenap or shoenapper: to steal or stealing shoes.
Lucy plotted to shoenap her boss Jill's new Manolo Blahnok heels. The thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.
Shoenapper by PodArtist August 27, 2016

Shoelicker 

A 20-something year old individual that goes around to Buffalo, NY area supermarkets, gas stations, bars, clubs, etc. and gets on his hands and knees to lick your shoe. Rumored to be from Georgia, lives out of his car and attempts to bathe in local restrooms.
While standing outside of the club, I became another victim of the shoelicker.
Shoelicker by Shoelicker Victim June 30, 2009

Shlipper McSchlong 

A derogatory term used to describe the act of initiating intercourse with a female.
"Man, last night was pretty crazy!"
"Was it? Did you shlipper mcschlong?"
Shlipper McSchlong by Mc Chaz September 22, 2006

Shoenapper 

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. To shoenap or shoenapping: to steal or stealing shoes.
Lucy plotted to shoenap her boss Jill's new Manolo Blahnok heels. The thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.
Shoenapper by PodArtist September 24, 2016

shoehopper 

One who tries on many shoes before deciding on a certain pair to wear for that evening.
Man, you are one serious shoehopper! JUST PICK A PAIR!
shoehopper by EllARs &&lIvErs September 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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