by DarkRob2000 April 6, 2006
by Lenny April 23, 2004
The male version of a women’s camel toe. A man and his “package” to tight in jeans showing a shoe horn type shape
by Shananae Ainsley February 17, 2019
by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.
1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.
2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.
1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.
2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.
James: Hey man, how was your night?
Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.
James: Gross man.
Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.
James: Gross man.
by NW PDXer January 10, 2012
The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.
by Mozzz January 11, 2014
After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.
by Weiner Tits January 1, 2014