shoe laces
shoe laces by Fruitie Cutie 617 May 13, 2005
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Shoe Laces
1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).
Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.
Shoe Laces by Schizophrenic Cannibal Lemon September 3, 2009
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Shoe laces
1. A terrible disease in which a person has tried to dice up and cook his show laces to use as a "snuffing" substance. Resulting in severe brain damage, the person begins to make little people out of paper clips and clothes-pins.
2. A very strange person usually goin by the name of "Paul-tor" but not always.
2. A very strange person usually goin by the name of "Paul-tor" but not always.
Shoe laces by Scherme June 3, 2003
LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
He is a Very cool dude
If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!! by You’re a 3 year old January 9, 2020
shoe lace
When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.
"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
shoe lace by Only in your DREAMS December 8, 2007
Shoe Lace
shoe lace is a cord of leather strip passed through eyelets or hooks on opposite sides of a shoe and pulled tight and fashionable
Shoe Lace by @kmccullogh430 add me October 30, 2019
Clown Shoe Lace
1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.
2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"
2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"
Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.
Clown Shoe Lace by El Tigre November 5, 2003
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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