Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.
My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.
by Wagssy November 3, 2009
When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.
"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
by Only in your DREAMS November 13, 2007
shoe lace is a cord of leather strip passed through eyelets or hooks on opposite sides of a shoe and pulled tight and fashionable
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by Fruitie Cutie 617 March 15, 2005
1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).
Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.
by Schizophrenic Cannibal Lemon September 3, 2009
1. A terrible disease in which a person has tried to dice up and cook his show laces to use as a "snuffing" substance. Resulting in severe brain damage, the person begins to make little people out of paper clips and clothes-pins.
2. A very strange person usually goin by the name of "Paul-tor" but not always.
2. A very strange person usually goin by the name of "Paul-tor" but not always.
by Scherme June 3, 2003
1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.
2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"
2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"
Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.
by El Tigre November 6, 2003