Definitions by smash1gordon
Shockpiling
The tactical accumulation of high-calorie junk food, shelf-stable rations, and emergency gear to survive a sudden climate disaster or political collapse.
Unlike regular stockpiling—which is just buying extra groceries out of convenience or a good sale—shockpiling is driven by the accepted nihilism that a single major supply chain disruption or infrastructure failure could delete your local grocery store forever.
Unlike regular stockpiling—which is just buying extra groceries out of convenience or a good sale—shockpiling is driven by the accepted nihilism that a single major supply chain disruption or infrastructure failure could delete your local grocery store forever.
I'm not saying the global economy is completely cooked, but I just spent my entire rent check shockpiling Spam, Twinkies, and cigarettes. If the power grid collapses next week, I am the new local currency.
Shockpiling by smash1gordon August 25, 2026
daffy
American acronym popular since WW2 condensed from "Dumb-As-Fuck", similar to SNAFU. Often compared with British daff or daft, but possibly unrelated.
daffy by smash1gordon September 4, 2022