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Shock Troop 

An elite force in any setting, Shock Troops set the benchmark for excellence in their field of expertise. Can travel in groups or as a one-man wolfpack. Shock and Awe is the mantra of these highly skilled, yet often, unrefined individuals whose motto is, "Best of the best; Fuck all the rest!"
Bob: Man, this shit's impossible, we're gonna have to figure out another way!
Joe: Dude, Fuckabunchathatshit!!! Time to call in the Shock Troop(s)!
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Popular user of Ign's Vestibule
Master of Music, hangs arround Indie Boards, and Vestibule.
Claims to have a "41.3 GB
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560 hours, 47 minutes"
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Shock Troops 

A countries most elite fighting force. Usally fewer in number then the countries regular military.
During WWII the Germans refered to the Untied States Marines as Shock Troops.
Shock Troops by 1300 Regular July 28, 2008

Shock Trooper 

Someone who frequently uses the shocker to please his women.
They call me the Shock Trooper,
they do, they do
For the shocker I stick to,
like glue, like glue
Woe to the women who have not felt,
the enticing,
the pleasing,
the shocking pleasure of this teasing,

My fingers so agile, so graceful, so powerful,
the final step is but the most plain,
the slipping, the sliding, the inserting of my 8" cane,

Regardless the eventual climax, I can always foresee, the exquisite use of my memory, memory of the women quivering at the shocker,
for times for fapping I know I will need them be.

Mark Twain

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026