Shnews 

(Noun) News that's not new.

Weekend news was a schnews.

After dinner i'll check the news even though it's probably a shnews.

Shnews by Johnston McKenzie May 2, 2023

Shrewsbury Finger

Originating in the late 90s outdoor party scene in the area surrounding Shrewsbury, West Shropshire the Shrewsbury Finger is when the index finger is wagged vociferously in both recognition and appreciation of a 'bangin tune' slipped in by a DJ usually specialising in drum 'n' bass, breaks or techno.

"Nafe's givin' it the Shrewsbury Finger to this tune!"

Shrewsbury Finger by Beardy Mat July 13, 2006

shneeshes 

To be overwhelmingly sarcastic to the point where it’s no longer funny

Fares are you being shneeshes

shneeshes by Faresitsajokewallah August 25, 2019

Martyn Shrewsbury 

Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.

I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury

Martyn Shrewsbury by Dai Pullen July 14, 2022

Honk Shnew 

When someone really cute wants to go to sleep.

Person One: What's wrong? Are you tired?
Person Two: Honk shnew. *falls asleep*

Honk Shnew by misskitten02 June 7, 2018

snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping

I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.

snewspaper by provider44 January 15, 2010

Shrewsbury 

Shrewsbury is a town located in Massachusetts. From the outside, the town looks like a sweet little place where kids hang out and frolic in the park. But in reality, it's like hell. Half of the population are asians and the other half is made up of snobby rich kids and white gangsters. There's like 10 black kids.Half of the high school does drugs cause there's nothing to do in Shrewsbury.

"Hey where do you live?"
"In Shrewsbury"
"So are you high right now?"

Shrewsbury by S.A. Is used by someone else June 28, 2017