Shmueling - The word comes from Shmuel from the Boy in the Striped Pajamas and it is the act of running awey from something.
(Playing apex legends)
person 1 - SHOOT THE GOD DAMN WRAITH!
person 2 - I CAN'T HE IS SHMUELING!
person 1 - OH SHIT ANOTHER SQUAD LETS SHMUEL OUT OF HERE
person 1 - SHOOT THE GOD DAMN WRAITH!
person 2 - I CAN'T HE IS SHMUELING!
person 1 - OH SHIT ANOTHER SQUAD LETS SHMUEL OUT OF HERE
by Mi Kawk May 15, 2022
by ShmuelFan420 April 28, 2022
by THICKDICKFLEXER April 29, 2019
One with a fat head, most commonly called Theo.
Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.
Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.
by Fronkos June 2, 2021
an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.
Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.
Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam
thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.
Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam
thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.
by LocaIsAnUnderstatement April 11, 2018
by Homydude August 3, 2021
Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with
by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021