Shmueling - The word comes from Shmuel from the Boy in the Striped Pajamas and it is the act of running awey from something.
(Playing apex legends)
person 1 - SHOOT THE GOD DAMN WRAITH!
person 2 - I CAN'T HE IS SHMUELING!
person 1 - OH SHIT ANOTHER SQUAD LETS SHMUEL OUT OF HERE
by Mi Kawk May 15, 2022
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very deceitful. lying, cheating, stealing, betrayal, etc.
Brian: Did you see Jeremy's girlfriend cheated on him?

Henry: She's so shmuel.
Brian: On god.
by ShmuelFan420 April 28, 2022
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1: What you ask for behind a dumpster

2: Why Communism is a thing
by THICKDICKFLEXER April 29, 2019
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One with a fat head, most commonly called Theo.

Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.
Theo: Shut up Jew, yeah what happen?

Mitchell: Shut up Shmuel

Theo: *Start crying into pillow*
by Fronkos June 2, 2021
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an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.
Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.

Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam

thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.
by LocaIsAnUnderstatement April 11, 2018
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A dude who thinks he is the shit but just has a really cute butt
Shmuel fredlender do be thick tho
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Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with
Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy
by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021
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