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Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with
Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy
by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021
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