Shlaps

When something hits so hard, even your credit score goes down as collaterall.

Ayo you heard that new joint by insert music artist? That shit shlaps boi!

by Milian Takes June 17, 2019

slaps like Smith

When something is so good that it slaps as hard as Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

Wow, that song slaps like Smith!

by Bec Sucré October 23, 2023

shlaploosh

shlaploosh (shlap-loosh) - The sound a kayak makes while shlapping through the water

Last week I was in my kayak and all I heard was the shlaploosh.

My kayak went shlaploosh while I was paddling through the water.

by The Shlaploosher October 26, 2010

Shlap

To die knowing that you dog is still waiting for you on your 10 year old Minecraft world.

You died a very shlap death.

by Technoblade never dies August 2, 2023

slapsticky

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

Shelapse

Getting back together with an ex girlfriend who you know isn't good for you

Chris: Hey Tony did you hear about mike and christina?
Tony: Yeah man he totally shelapsed!

by Superduster November 15, 2011

sam shlafstein

Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein

“Oh yeah preet? I don’t even think about him anymore” that’s what a Sam shlafstein would say

by Tittypoop346 May 11, 2020