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shizzled 

1. Description of any meat, veggie, or other food that has been slathered and cooked with The Shizzle brand jerk marinade.

2. Past tense of cooking with The Shizzle jerk marinade.
1. Ross: "Guess what, I freakin' mowed down on some shizzled wings last night."

2. Darryl: "Hey what y'all get into last night?"
Austin: "Well, first I shizzled up some wings on the grill. And then some moochbag mouthbreather mowed them down before I had a chance to get any!"
shizzled by longfacepartdeux February 22, 2011
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shizzled 

1. Physically exhausted.

2. Shit-faced or drunken beyond "three sheets to the wind".

3. To shit one's self or poop out (like in a bike or running race)
1. We were pretty shizzled after the race.
2. Did you get all shizzled last night?
3. Where's David? I think he shizzled.
shizzled by jamezl October 24, 2006

For Shizzled 

Getting your ass kicked or pwn'd either when playing an online video game or in some other in the hood group setting
After getting the crap beat out of them in a 9 on 9 game of COD 4 on XBOX I over heard them say "Damn y'all, we just got For Shizzled"
For Shizzled by Time2Roll January 3, 2008

Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.
Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.
Shizzlenizingguard by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016

fo shizzle ma nizzle

a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."

fo' shizzle my nizzle 

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"
fo' shizzle my nizzle by Anonymous November 10, 2002

shizzle whits 

A substitution for the curse word “shit.” Especially when in the middle of class and don’t have anything else to say.
Aww shizzle whits! I spilled my juice!
shizzle whits by Giant goldfish January 29, 2019
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