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Shitty day 

One of these days where you start the morning accidentaly stepping excrement. While you clean your right shoe, you find out that its all over the left shoe too, and your sock. The smell won't go.
my day started really shitty too.. had to walk around with ppl asking all the time, did someone step on kaki?

-"This office smells funny.. check your sole man"
-"yes, its me.. seems like a shitty day..."
Shitty day by MishOr January 9, 2011
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Shitty Weather Day

A cold, rainy day where women are forced to wear no makeup and have their natural hair.

A day where women and men both have thier natural look...no gel, hairspray, makeup, straightened hair, etc.
Damn that girl looks like hell on a shitty weather day.

Oh no! Looks like we're gonna have another shitty weather day.
Shitty Weather Day by Chevi Lovaine February 14, 2012

shitty hair day

When somebody shits on your scalp and lathers it into your hair
"Dude, i had a shitty hair day"
"That's gross!!"
shitty hair day by ischaak October 2, 2011

shity day 

Shity day is when the day wasn't fun or interesting
It was a shity day at work it was slow and there wasn't a lot of customers
shity day by Vanessajoseph May 31, 2016

r/shittydarksouls 

Subreddit dedicated to dark souls shitposts. Home of femboy worshippers.
Today I saw another Dark souls 2 bad post on r/shittydarksouls, when are they going to find new content?

I know man, we need Elden Ring DLC
r/shittydarksouls by summarit January 8, 2024
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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