Shitties

Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.

"Jesus, Jim. That whore has horrible shitties."

or;

"Jim, your dad has shitties."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

shitties

Shitties, (also Shi'ite, etc.) Coined by "Brown" Dave in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or hudge gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.

"Shittie" was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.

The rule of 'Shittie' is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if you're a shittie, then you are.

Rhonda brings nothing to the tabes, she's a shittie.

by Teija Aspegren July 1, 2005

Shitties

Shitties are made when a man squates over a female's chest and drops a steaming hot deuce in between the woman's boobs. Then, the woman proceeds to rub the fecal matter all over her titties.

shitties

by A_Trent and B_Frank December 6, 2013

Shitties

First said by the infamous dick. Well known in Southern Ontario. The informal and cute way of saying shit. Otherwise known as the plural form of shit.

Awwe SHITTIES!!

by Sdawgsarehot November 21, 2011

shitties

when you eat some mf Taco Bell and instantly explosively shit yourself

yeah brodie I had one of those bean burritos from taco bell... gave me the fuckin shitties man

by GlizzyBopper69 March 28, 2021

shitties

shark titties, of the anthropomorphic sort. can be used for other anthropomorphic fish interchangeably (less common)

person: nice shitties you got :3
great white shark: glubglubglub *mauls person to death*

by existential can it run crysis September 20, 2022

Shitties

Shit and Titty combined. Otherwise known as shitty titties. Not oly are these titties shitty, small, and disgusting. They are only possible to titty fuck by shitting in the cleavage and then pushing the titties together and proceeding to fuck them until you cum.

"Dude Robby did Becky show you her titties?"
"Yeah dude, but it was terrible?"
"Why?"
"They were totally shitties. They were demented and gross!"
"Sweet, now I can get shit on my dick. Yay!"

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008