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shitizen 

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.
They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.
shitizen by shitizen April 6, 2010
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shitizen 

A person who does not do his/her part as a citizen or his/her country.
A Shitizen is someone who whines about the way our government runs our country but does not bother to vote during elections and referenda.
shitizen by Jeff Bedia February 6, 2008

shitizen 

ever taxed, never electing.
a shitizen lives a shit life.
shitizen by dj wayne January 6, 2013

Shitizen 

A common term in HL2RP, usually utilized by Combine Civil Authority or Loyalist citizens to refer to and denounce lower loyalty status citizens. May also be used to describe new transfer citizens, citizens acting like a minge or committing FailRP.
CCA-GRID.04.155 says "<:: Shitizen. ::>"
CCA-GRID.04.155 says "<:: Apply. ::>"
** A 6'7'' man wearing a bluesuit... shows his Citizen ID card to the CCA officer.
Shitizen by JohnShiertYT January 26, 2021

Shitizen 

Noun. A person who frequently comments on internet material and whose comments are characterized by their negativity and poor use of the English language and its basic conventions.
John Oliver was wise to encourage shitizens to petition the White House to carefully consider legislation related to net neutrality.
Shitizen by King Xavier September 2, 2014

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.
Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.
Senior Shitizen by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009

Upstanding shitizen 

When a toilet is so disgusting and covered with piss/ shit you have to hover over the seat to take care of business. Typically performed in public restrooms.
Dude 1: Yo dude, I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl in a Walmart bathroom the other day, the toilet was so gnarly I had to do an upstanding shitizen!

Dude 2: FAR OUT!
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