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shitfaced hammered drunk 

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.
holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.
Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026