Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-
drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better
help him out.
Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-
drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.