Shitclock

The alarm that will surely wake you from a pleasant dream and a deep slumber early in the morning so you can go to work at your crummy minimum wage job.

hey Al, wasn't the sound of the shitclock this morning about annoying as hell?

Al, "yes it was"

by Z=dog February 14, 2010

shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

by Romanick October 16, 2007

Shitclown

a reeeaaaallllyy big dbag. someone who acts out as a completely ridiculous asshole.

a guy in a wife beater is at a party and trying to fight with every person there by yelling "step up to the big mannn". another person looks at their friend and says, "wow, what a shitclown."

by martha bradley April 14, 2010

shitcracker

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

by niiien March 13, 2010

shirtcocker

1) a male whose commitment to nudity stops above the waist. 2) a common phenomenon among cartoon characters wherein the character is deprived of pants; see Donald Duck, Ziggy, Winnie the Pooh, etc.

I got invited to go to Burning Man this year, but was scared off by the sheer number of shirtcockers in attendance.

by Charles Worschatz July 18, 2006

Shitrocks

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

shitknocker

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners

dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker

by littlejimmie March 9, 2019