1.A total and complete piece of shit.
2.Basically, a pile of wreckage that the Navy keeps wanting to fly...even though it has more Maintenance hours than Flight hours.
3 See: C-130T
Hey Dave, are you ready to go out and work on that Shit Box 164997?
by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006
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1. Shitbox is a colloquialism meaning "anal canal". However, although technically "shitbox" may be used as a direct substitute for "anal canal" it is in fact used almost exclusively when referring to the act of anal sex. Specifically one gets taken up the shitbox or one party takes a second party up the shitbox of the second party. It is worth noting that "Shitbox" is often shortened to shitter".

2. Due to the social unacceptance of anal sex in polite society a secondary derived meaning of shitbox is "very bad".

Unsurprisingly the term is derogatory and used mainly by male virgins in the company of their peers during puberty when discussing their as yet unactualised sexual desires and fantasies.

Especially popular in Kent in the mid 1990's "taken up the shitbox" rose to become the favourite phrase of the sixthform boys of Chatham house boys grammar school in Ramsgate, Kent in the years 1996-8.
1. Nigel have you taken her up the shitbox yet?

2. Yes I bent her over my Astra outside Frank's and gave it to her hard right up her shitbox.

3. And did she like it in the shitbox?

4. What the fuck to you think? Have you ever met a bird who liked it in the shitbox? Oh no you are a virgin aren't you.

5. So are you Nigel you lying shitbox.

6. Shitbox!
by Brian Tyler October 21, 2004
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What your employer puts your mail and personal belongings in after you've been fired.
I've been told to put your mail, and your files in a shit-box at the front desk. As you already know, Andrea unlocks the elevators at 7:00 AM, so the box will be waiting for you.
by Rupert Pupkin September 07, 2006
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"Christ, this is the third trick in a row the Captain's put me on the shitbox. No prob, I'd rather run some whiffy rectal bleed than a house fire."
by Crawlover July 03, 2004
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This is what happens to a cunt when a woman wipes her ass in the wrong direction.
Sally rotten crotch wipes forward and her crotch turned into a shit box.
by Nicesta April 10, 2008
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