Shit-Box

(n)1. Literally a box filled with shit. 2. A car so thoroughly crappy (I.E. one with a muffler hanging off and/or a dented up car) that everyone hates it and calls it a shit-box.

"Damn! Your car is a shit-box!"

Shit-Box by James May 29, 2003

Shit-Box

What your employer puts your mail and personal belongings in after you've been fired.

I've been told to put your mail, and your files in a shit-box at the front desk. As you already know, Andrea unlocks the elevators at 7:00 AM, so the box will be waiting for you.

Shit-Box by Rupert Pupkin September 7, 2006

Shit-Box

any car/brand produced by the Ford Motor Company

Ford, Lincoln, Mercury, Mazda, ect

Shit-Box by Trans_Am July 20, 2008

Shit-Box

1) A bothersome person who is of no use to the world other than to be thrown in a box of shit. 2) An unfortunate event or unlucky occurence that puts you in a figurative box of shit

1) Rigo is such a shit-box.
2) Man, you really got shit-boxed.

Shit-Box by big-k1d October 2, 2003

Shit-Box

a piece of shit mustang with a fake cobra motor and wheels usually owned
by a piece of shit named chris m.

chris's mustang is a shit-box

Shit-Box by dean serafine September 15, 2003

Shit-box

A car, truck or van of questionable reliability and/or common decency.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.

A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.

Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.

Edgar: I was trying to change lanes on my way to the Chervon and I was nearly side swiped by some clown in a civic.

Romulus: was it a shit-box?

Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.

Shit-box by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022

shit box 

Australian slang for a beat up- rust eaten- fall apart type of car. ie a datsun 180b.

Dan's bloody shit box broke down again...

shit box by i own a shit box November 3, 2004