Shit-Box

(n)1. Literally a box filled with shit. 2. A car so thoroughly crappy (I.E. one with a muffler hanging off and/or a dented up car) that everyone hates it and calls it a shit-box.

"Damn! Your car is a shit-box!"

by James May 29, 2003

Shit-Box

What your employer puts your mail and personal belongings in after you've been fired.

I've been told to put your mail, and your files in a shit-box at the front desk. As you already know, Andrea unlocks the elevators at 7:00 AM, so the box will be waiting for you.

by Rupert Pupkin September 7, 2006

Shit-Box

any car/brand produced by the Ford Motor Company

Ford, Lincoln, Mercury, Mazda, ect

by Trans_Am July 20, 2008

Shit-Box

1) A bothersome person who is of no use to the world other than to be thrown in a box of shit. 2) An unfortunate event or unlucky occurence that puts you in a figurative box of shit

1) Rigo is such a shit-box.
2) Man, you really got shit-boxed.

by big-k1d October 2, 2003

Shit-Box

a piece of shit mustang with a fake cobra motor and wheels usually owned
by a piece of shit named chris m.

chris's mustang is a shit-box

by dean serafine September 15, 2003

shit boxed

Completely drunk to the point of ignorance. Unknowingly peeing on inanimate objects or oneself.

Scott Johnson was shit boxed every day of college.

by DirkNiggla September 8, 2003

shit box

Australian slang for a beat up- rust eaten- fall apart type of car. ie a datsun 180b.

Dan's bloody shit box broke down again...

by i own a shit box November 3, 2004