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Shitapult
A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.
Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes
Shitapult by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014
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Shitpullery
The pulling of shit, often, but not always, bullshit; an elevated form of tomfoolery, but instead of Tom being fooled, shit is being pulled; the act(s) of a shit puller.
The performing of shenanigans.
The performing of shenanigans.
"Of course she hit you! You should have known that mom wouldn't have tolerated any of your shitpullery at Pop Pop's funeral."
Shitpullery by Catfish Baruni May 12, 2013
Shitpalm
The result of a badly-timed, pre-toilet-roll-shop poo in which the only surface with which you can clean your shitty arse is the palm of your hand
You've just got out of the shower and feel the familiar rumblings of a forthcoming diarrhea attack so after making sure the toilet door is locked, you sit on the toilet and unleash the fury, legs spasming uncontrollably and all. When this violent exchange is concluded you look around and to your horror see that there is no toilet roll. You think about using the good towel but decide it isn't worth your life so you close your eyes and send your palm to it's untimely, shitty death. Shitpalm.
Shitpalm by Kevichella August 9, 2006
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