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when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up

"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."

shit on my chest by themilfonian November 1, 2011

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shit on my chest

accidentally taking a shit while titty fucking

god damnit john! you shit on my chest again!

shit on my chest by the chigger May 23, 2006

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shit on my chest

the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. When someone is so furious they will shit on anothers chest.. similar to "shit a brick" angry. The problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on... not literally.

1. My cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. My dad is honestly going to shit on my chest.

2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest

shit on my chest by rubella April 4, 2005

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Shit on my chest

Term to express displeasure. Very similar to "fuck my life" except not so emo.

Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."

Shit on my chest by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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