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Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).
Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow
shit me by oracle March 12, 2004
Words you can keep
A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment
Shit me hes a dick head
Shit me by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019
kiddin me, used when some one something you absouletly disagree with
person 1:Check My foot work, check my foot work, ye ain't got these
(ugly tore up filas)
person 2: Shit me, ain't nobody want those
shit me by Jessica boots boots April 15, 2006

Shit me up 

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"
Shit me up by ArchATE June 23, 2019

shit me off 

People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.

shit me sideways 

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways
"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"
shit me sideways by DougieD April 23, 2005

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver 

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe
*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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