Phrase used to describe when the fantasy is that good that it has the person using it acting like a complete twit at a more than embarrassing level for everyone present.
phwar that bloke had his Willy out at my family gathering telling my grandmother to get her tuna canoe out for the boys.. shitjuice
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"