Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.
by wordestablishment November 24, 2015
"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.
I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.
by b1akemore July 27, 2011
While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight
by ilovemen69 April 07, 2015
by Mortumz February 17, 2009
1.) A phrase used in high tension situations. ie: Traffic incodents, competative videogames, high-stakes poker, etc.
2.) An command insult implying that the subject of your verbal abuse should "shit a dick" "dick" in this case meaning a log of feces, and perhads tear thier anus in the process.
3.) When used casually shit a dick siginfies dissappointment in a given situation.
4.) Shit a dick can also be used to reference episode #1102 of South Park: "More Crap", where an enourmous turd starts a chain of events that leads to the unraveling of a massive conspiracy.
2.) An command insult implying that the subject of your verbal abuse should "shit a dick" "dick" in this case meaning a log of feces, and perhads tear thier anus in the process.
3.) When used casually shit a dick siginfies dissappointment in a given situation.
4.) Shit a dick can also be used to reference episode #1102 of South Park: "More Crap", where an enourmous turd starts a chain of events that leads to the unraveling of a massive conspiracy.
1.) "SHIT A DICK! THAT ASSHOLE JUST CUT ME OFF! GO GET AIDS FUCKFACE!"
2.) "God damnit Burnice, why dont you go shit a dick and die!"
3.) "Aw shit a dick, i dropped my ice cream.. fuck"
4.) "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! hot hot hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot hot, OOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!! ahhh..."
2.) "God damnit Burnice, why dont you go shit a dick and die!"
3.) "Aw shit a dick, i dropped my ice cream.. fuck"
4.) "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! hot hot hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot hot, OOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!! ahhh..."
by Bloodgoose April 24, 2009
dude i fucking shit a dick yesterday when i saw how massive her tits were.
i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.
i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.
by emily&janna May 09, 2010
by CBAS CBAS CBAS CBAS June 03, 2011