Shit crums 

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.

"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.

Shit crums by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021

shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

Shitcrum 

Small pieces of poo attached to ones pubic hair in the rectum region.

AKA a cling-on.

"Dude, I thought finished shitting but had the one shitcrum that just refused to drop"

"That cow has some major shitcrum issues!"

Shitcrum by Jasko777 June 22, 2009

Shitcrust 

The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.

Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.

Shitcrust by Rico1971 October 2, 2017

shitcumstance 

DEFINITIONS:

1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.

1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.

1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.

2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).

2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.

2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.

3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).

EXAMPLES:

1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.

1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.

1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.

2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances

2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.

3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.

shitcumstance by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009